It's not rocket science: stay home, stay safe and protect your family!
Updated: Aug 29, 2020
Listen up folks of London. We are being made to look FOOLS on the global stage, and whilst thankfully we don't know anyone personally who is flouting the lockdown rules, we know that plenty of people are.
It really is simple. STAY HOME. This thing is not going to go away, and it's going to get a whole heap worse if nugget heads continue to think it's okay to have a BBQ in the park, that it's fine to go round granny's for a cup of tea, and that it's totally acceptable to bowl over to B&Q to buy some new garden furniture. It is not okay. It is far from okay and people are dying because of it.
As of today - Sunday 5 April - 4313 people in the UK will never get the chance to have a BBQ again. They will never see their family again. And they certainly won't be lounging on new garden furniture this summer. Out of respect for those people and our amazing NHS service, we need to ALL stay home.
London has the worst infection and death rates in the entire United Kingdom right now, and if that isn't enough to make you sit up and take note, then by all means have a look at the obituaries of those who have tragically lost their lives already.
A 13-year-old London boy died of Coronavirus this week with none of his loved ones at his bedside: his funeral will be void of his relatives because they are all in lockdown showing symptoms. Many of us are parents, grandparents, aunties and uncles: can you even begin to imagine the horror of losing your child to this because you plain and simple did not stay home when you were told to?
We have a chance to collectively kick this evil virus up the butt and into orbit. But we have to all be in it together. Yes, it can be boring being cooped up at home, but it's a whole lot less boring than spending your time sick with worry that you may have spread COVID-19.
We saw one woman ask this week on a mummy Facebook page if there were any play centres still open, because her five-year-old didn't like staying home... It is exactly this idiocy that is going to mean we are all in lockdown for longer.
Stay safe, stay home, and protect your family. It really is that simple.
Lecture over. And to lighten the mood, here are some handy dandy guides we've put together to try and keep things fun at home...
Boredom busters for the whole fam
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It's not all doom and gloom you know... we've come up with a list of the pros of this self-isolation business which will hopefully put a smile on your boat race.
See, you made it through the day in one piece. Time to pour a glass of something and binge watch binge watch these essential TV viewing musts.
And then tomorrow you get to do it all over again: enjoy!